IS IT TOO EARLY TO START DRINKING?Įventually, Sookie goes outside and rescues the Vampire King with a silver chain around his throat and they tie him to a stripper’s pole and then all the Vampires have to go down to the basement and nap.
She makes Bill bite her arm so that she can feed Eric her blood so that he can heal from almost dying in the sun from when he silver-handcuffed himself to a Vampire King in the parking lot to avenge his viking father’s Nazi werewolf death. The Vampire King talks some trash and she blows up the silver handcuffs (right) with her magic forcefields (right) and then she blasts the Vampire King in the face and drags Eric inside by the scruff of his leather coat. Sookie wakes up from her dream about MAGICAL CHANDELIERS (no joke) and rushes out to save Eric. Eric refuses to show mercy because he misses his daddy a lot.
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Of course, one has to again wonder, if Vampires are undead creatures without feelings or souls, HOW DO THEY HAVE GHOSTS? But nevermind, right? “Nevermind! We don’t care!” - Adult American TV Viewers. Ghost Godric (oh boy) appears to Eric in a vision and asks that Eric not kill Vampire King but rather show mercy and forgiveness. Another Klassic Kase of True Blood’s Rubber Rules. I guess when you drink fairy blood you can’t actually go out in the sun? Or you can? It seems like you kind of can and also can’t, because they keep saying that you can, but now you can’t. (My landlord really needs to appreciate what I do to ensure that he gets his money on time!) Honestly, I have no idea what’s going on in this show FOR ADULTS, but I do know that this week is the season finale, and that tastes sweeter to me than any fairy blood from a pinch-faced magic waitress.ĪND SO: Vampire Eric has silver-handcuffed (right) himself to Vampire King of Mississippi in the graffitoed parking-lot of Fangtasia so that they can die together and he will have his final revenge on the werewolf-lord who killed his Viking father 1,000 years ago. Sookie’s fairy dreams demand that she jump into the graveyard chandelier swimming pool before they steal her “light.” Bill sells Sookie out and the vampires pass her around like a bong? And finally: silver handcuffs in a parking lot. The little boy who is also a dog robbed a safe. (Oh good LORD!) And also were-pumas and Sam having his period and Arlene is having a voodoo baby or something. In retrospect, I’m not even sure if I saw the whole episode? I know that Vampire Eric made a deal with Vampire King of Mississippi in a Vampire Museum to deliver him the Fairy Sookie so that he could taste her sweet nectar and become a “sun-walker,” the most elusive of Vampire Dreams. There was no recap two weeks ago because we live in a complicated world and sometimes recaps don’t happen.